i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj
me: ugh i dont want to do that
brain: dont do it then
me: can’t argue with that
oooooo! i just realized i have like half the stuff for a cosplay ive been wanting to do for a while! :o
But I will be the one you need
The way I can’t be without you
I will be the one you need
I just can’t be without you
paddington and winnie the pooh would be best friends and i’ll fucking fight anyone who dares to disagree
i dont know jack shit about cars or sports
some punk: hey im outside in the 2012 zillyhoo honda
me: waht fucking color is it
Some of you have never taken the ‘Am I Gay’ quiz at 13, deliberately chosen the obviously straight answers, and gone to bed content in your clearly authentic, airtight heterosexuality and it shows
I basically just repeat the phrases “oh my god”, “holy shit”, and “hell yeah” and that’s the extent of my personality
that would explain my simple vocabulary and general buffoonery
