yesterday i spent 4th period watching these birds fight over an apple

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.

I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.

kermitthefrrog:

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

image

subterraneanscum:

the cat makes this pic

peach94:

tfw u want a boyfriend but everyone at ur school is a giant fukboy

stryxcorp:

why is kissing someone while they’re angry considered cute. if i was in an argument with someone and they kissed me i’d probably knee them in the crotch

(Source: cloacer)

slayboybunny:

ya hes cute…….but is he conscientious of the social inequalities and corruption in hierarchies of power that plague this world

Mom's Spaghetti
Smashmouth Feat. Eminem

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

leftforbed:

happyeasterxboxx:

fuck

nO

im not leaving this up but im just laughing so much

(Source: return-the-slab)

cat-meowing-at-things:

little do people know, Guy Fieri is the evolved form of Johnny Test

ectoplasmics:

this was a cute show tbh!
damnnlyssa:

everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this