airoehead:

yifflord:

would you rather date a person in their “RAWR :3 XD LOLOLOL TROLLED!!! .3.” phase
or drop raw onions in your eyes?

yanderegal:

chickensandwich:

chickensandwich:

if this gets 500 notes i will kill my dad with a shovel

i’m not going to kill my dad. this website is the worst. 

don’t back out now u pussy

(Source: chickensandwich)

rnackenzie:

actually im intimidated by everyone even small children

staff:

HELL O THIS IS REal STAFF YOU MUST RECORD YOURSELF BALANCING AN EGG ON YOUR BUTTCRACK SINGING EVERY SINGLE SONG LIL WAYNE HAS EVER CREATED OR ELSE YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED AND WE WILL SEND YOU BIRD POO

(Source: shejla11)

kingbritish:

i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.

Let’s Play Grand Theft Auto IV | “You’re my buddy!”

(Source: lesliecrusher)

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

superhubbys:

its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me

 #OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER

(Source: okhazel)

best-of-funny:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

this cheered me up so much. 

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hipstertheory:

hipstertheory:

MY MOM FUCKING USED MY RAZOR TO SHAVE HER LEGS

I AM SO BEYOND DISGUSTED RIGHT NOW

iheartfrenchi:

petition for you to not

kalories:

i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is

(Source: thr-ill)

zapbird:

this is important

(Source: hullum)